I'm surprisingly nice for someone who hates 99% of people.
1 day 18 hours ago
Doctor: I think you'll need a shot Me: AYYYYY Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
I wish some people would just go bungee jumping ... Without the chord.
When your best friend is presenting in class pic.twitter.com/11tEeFcPo6
Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book..